Tonight my darling wife and I
Watched Project Runway on TV
And I’ll admit I kind of like
To see their creativity
And I can sure respect the fact
That they can make so many clothes
Though time runs out and pressure builds
They all have something for their shows
But then the judges start to talk
And that’s where I become confused
Cause when I see a thing I like
Then that designer gets abused
But when there’s something terrible
Overblown or just too weak
The judges just can’t get enough
They say it’s “haute” or “Oh so chic!”
Now maybe I don’t know those words
But there’s sure one thing this guy gets
You can keep your fancy pants
I’ll stick with T-shirts, socks and sweats
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