Something Different

I’ve got the itch to attempt something different

Something spectacular, something brand new

Maybe feed porcupines pretzels and pudding

Maybe sculpt busts out of toothpaste and glue

Maybe I’ll author a best-selling novel

Perhaps I’ll start skipping and just never stop

I’ll buy all the Legos all over the planet

And build a huge mountain and climb to the top

I’ll go parasailing while peeling persimmons

I’ll learn to play oboe while under the sea

Create a new dance that’s initially goofy

But soon the whole world will be copying me

Whatever it is, only I can impede me

Retry when I fail and get up when I fall

I need to do something amazingly different

Cause what I’ve been doing’s not working at all