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Monday, July 8, 2013
An Unfortunate Accident
Little Known Fact: On July 8, 2011, a friendly alien stopped by to watch the final launch of the Space Shuttle. Steering a little too close to the exhaust plume caused him to enter a time-space warp, sending him to Roswell, New Mexico, where he subsequently crashed. Having no saucer insurance, he enlisted the aid of the Air Force to cover up his embarrassing accident after making front page news on July 8, 1947.
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