Little Known Monsters

Tonight I found out about four little known monsters that live all around us. I felt it was my duty to share this information so you could be watching out for them. If I see any of them, I'll be sure to post pictures of them on this blog.

There’s a creature they call the Bufar

That is found in the trunk of your car

And his bad attitude

Means that when you buy food

He will lick every bottle and jar

And then there’s the wee Pallaroo

Who’s so small she will hide in a shoe

And her turning and twitching

Makes your foot begin itching

When there’s nothing at all you can do

The elusive, enormous Ezonne

Is a critter the size of a lawn

It’s so skinny and flat

That it’s hard to look at

Cause it turns so it’s always edge on

In your home the Flatoulli is found

Who will wait till your friends are around

And when there’s a pause

In the quiet, he’ll cause

You to make an embarrassing sound