The hour-long rain delay in the Seattle/San Francisco game:
In Seattle, when playing a game
Does anyone need to explain
You don’t open the roof
If you do, you’re a goof
And you’re asking for lightning and rain
The mess in Syria:
In Syria, what should we do?
Should we missile a rebel or two?
Should we let it all slide?
It’s too hard to decide
Mr. Putin, it’s all up to you.
Tonight's snack:
Oh Doritos, you’re such a delight
I could eat you most every night
With your powdery cheese
And your tang’s sure to please
Though my breath may cause others a fright
The Miss America pageant
In a contest of beauty and grace
Full of ladies that cry and embrace
There’s two things that you need
If you hope to succeed:
A hot bod and a real purdy face
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