Sometimes I wonder if I should
Grow a moustache on my face
Would it rock? Would it look good?
Or would it just look out of place?
And then I wonder, if I did,
What type or style should I try?
An Einstein, Giorgio or Chevron
Might be pleasing to the eye.
Perhaps a Zappa or a Zorro,
Freestyle or Fu Manchu.
A Painter’s Brush or big ol’ Walrus
Cookie Duster or Horseshoe?
An Anchor, Natural or Pencil?
Hungarian might do the trick
A Mario or Pancho Villa
A Dali, thin, or Magnum, thick?
Imperial, Van Dyke or English
A Handlebar might be the rave
Perhaps a Toothbrush like old Hit- well...
Maybe I’ll just go and shave.
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