Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Peas Forgive Me

After a 14-hour, nonstop day, I can barely think straight, let alone get up off the couch and go to bed. Here's something quick and ridiculous (quickdiculous?) off the top of my head.


Peas, peas, they're sure to please
It's just too bad they make me sneeze

I ate one once, then sneezed so hard
It sailed into the neighbor's yard

And just last night a spoonful flew
Across the room into my shoe

And let's not even talk about
That time the soup erupted out

So if you tell me, "Clean your plate"
Don't hold me liable for your fate!


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