Two Year Old Science

On this sunny afternoon we paid the hospital a call

We brought science to the children and we hoped to please them all

With an audience of one today I wondered what to do

How can I explain Bernoulli to a kid who’s only two?

Well, we tried to do our standard stuff, like Properties of Air

We created Instant Snow, although he didn’t really care

And the water with the oil he enjoyed ‘cause it was blue

But I can’t explain Bernoulli to a kid who’s only two!

We had so much stuff to show him, we had beakers full of foam

We had color changing chemicals that you can make at home

But he just stood up and wandered off and at that point I knew

There’s no way to teach Bernoulli to a kid who’s only two.

But we finished up because we knew that we were being seen

By some kids still in their room up on their television screen

But when we went to visit them, my darkest fears came true

There was just a pair of girls, and they were also both aged two!

So they didn’t learn Bernoulli, in the end they’re only two

But at least I made them smile, ‘cause that’s something I can do!