Bunny

Here's a quick little placeholder sketch for today while I work on "other things" for tomorrow...

A New Wrinkle

There's been a new development in the case of the wandering iPhone. My co-teacher got her phone back today, and we think we have a pretty good idea who took it...

Well, that missing phone caused quite a fuss

And the culprit surprised all of us

It appears she who did it

Wasn’t some little kidlet

It turns out she was driving their bus!

That's right, we now think it was the school bus driver! (Of course this might all change by tomorrow.) However, this driver is the same one who went off-site to get lunch and then decided she didn't need to stop at the security gate when she returned and instead just drove straight on through!

Stern Monkey

Today, my co-teacher couldn't find her phone. Somehow it turned up wedged down in a seat on the school bus used by the class that came to visit us today. Stern monkey is not amused by such shenanigans.

Pain In The

Maybe after yesterday's poem I had this coming, but can anyone guess what super fun experience happened to me today?

If you guessed, "A student stabbed you in the rear end with a pencil while you were bending over to pick up a crumb" - Congrats! You must be psychic!

Teechur Day

Hurray, today iz Teechur Day

They teachded us just how to say

Are grammar right so we sound good

And smart and stuff, just like we shood

And math, some allso tot that stuff

I studeed hard, tho it wuz ruff

Yis, I’m so glad they teached to me

That two plus two will ekwill three

And sienze, wiff them rox and starz

And smelly kemikuls in jarz

They wuz so purdy on that shelf

I had too drink them all my self

And now Ive learnded all of its

Xsept the realy boring bits

And I will share my smarts wiff yew

Cuz now I are a teechur, to!

Another Day, Another Panda

I realized today that I haven't done the cutout paper look in a drawing recently, so here you go.

May the Fourth

Happy Star Wars Day! Here's a happy little tauntaun to brighten your day!

Gnome

Panda

My youngest was talking about pandas today, which inspired me to sketch this:

Punny Limericks

I apologize in advance...

In Paris, I got off the train

And walked to a bridge in the rain

“Watch me!” I then cried

Then I jumped off the side

And everyone said “He’s in Seine!”

***

A guy I know got in a fight

It lasted all day and all night

His left leg and left arm

Suffered permanent harm

But don’t worry, he turned out all right

***

“I went to a bookstore downtown,”

A friend of mine said with a frown,

“Got a book there for free

All about zero-g

And now I just can’t put it down!”

***

A man who had worse luck than most

Owned a bakery down by the coast

He was set to retire

When his building caught fire

And now his whole business is toast