In Paris, I got off the train
And walked to a bridge in the rain
“Watch me!” I then cried
Then I jumped off the side
And everyone said “He’s in Seine!”
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A guy I know got in a fight
It lasted all day and all night
His left leg and left arm
Suffered permanent harm
But don’t worry, he turned out all right
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“I went to a bookstore downtown,”
A friend of mine said with a frown,
“Got a book there for free
All about zero-g
And now I just can’t put it down!”
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A man who had worse luck than most
Owned a bakery down by the coast
He was set to retire
When his building caught fire
And now his whole business is toast
groan, the tauntaun and panda are really cute though.
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