Teechur Day

Hurray, today iz Teechur Day

They teachded us just how to say

Are grammar right so we sound good

And smart and stuff, just like we shood

And math, some allso tot that stuff

I studeed hard, tho it wuz ruff

Yis, I’m so glad they teached to me

That two plus two will ekwill three

And sienze, wiff them rox and starz

And smelly kemikuls in jarz

They wuz so purdy on that shelf

I had too drink them all my self

And now Ive learnded all of its

Xsept the realy boring bits

And I will share my smarts wiff yew

Cuz now I are a teechur, to!