Ode to the Alascattalo

(Just in case today was Alascattalo Day instead of yesterday, here's a little poem for the occasion!)

Alascattalo, you’re so neat

With walrus tusks and moosey feet

And boy, those antlers! What a sight!

You must be strong - they don’t look light

You’ve such a rich and pungent smell

Your flippers help you swim as well

I promise you don’t look so odd

Despite that blubber on your bod

You’re truly king of land and sea

And that’s why you’re so dear to me!