The Wink

I had a lady wink at me

After work today

And then she winked at me again

I don’t know what to say

I mean, I’m not sure what to do

When things like this occur

Because this lady is our state’s

Lieutenant Governor!

And granted, she was probably

Just trying to be fun

Because she came to work to see

All of the stuff we’ve done

But still I can’t help wondering

If I’m somehow to blame

I know I’m irresistible

And boy, have I got game!

And never mind I saw her wink

At other people, too

I’m sure she’s just obscuring this

Political taboo

It’s just too bad for her that I

Am married happily

Because despite her flirty ways

She’s never getting me!