Everything’s stupid, everything’s bad
This is the worst day that we’ve ever had
One girl is sad, she tried out for a play
Got a role as a boy with nothing to say
The other is grumpy - piano’s no fun
She plunks through her practice, can’t wait to be done
And I’m still on furlough without any pay
While my wife is just jealous I stay home all day
If there’s one silver lining to this bitter spell
For National Grouch Day, we’ve done pretty well
(It really is National Grouch Day! - this all happened, but I’ve made the day sound worse than it actually was!)
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