National Bad Poetry Day

Today is National Bad Poetry Day

At least that’s what the list on checkiday.com does say

So I will do my best to write my worst today

I will try to find cliched and tortured rhyme

I’ll do it all the time

And it will be fine

The imagery will be majestic like a mountain

And metaphor will spew out like something coming out of a fountain

And when it comes to the meter

Tripping all over themselves will be the feet, or

Maybe not cause thinking about that stuff gives me a fever

In fact, the best thing to be said for this amazing piece of poetical art

Is that its short

(Can you make up your own bad poetry? Put it in the comments or send it to me using the spiffy new "Contact Me!" area on the right and I'll post them here, unless you tell me not to.)