Sword Swallower's Day

If Saturday comes and the world doesn’t end

There’s another adventurous option to spend

The day doing something amazing, my friend

Tomorrow’s Sword Swallower’s Day!

So go get a bayonet, epee or knife

Brush aside hesitation, forget any strife

Just throw back your head as you celebrate life

And enjoy your Sword Swallower’s Day!

You don’t have one? Use mine! But I don’t have a spare

It’s okay. In the spirit of friendship, I’ll share

Go ahead, I’ll be watching from right over there

Safe and sound on Sword Swallower’s Day!