Anyway, here's my Ode to a Moose:
Have you ever met a moose?
If you have, you might deduce
There’s something magical about
Those antlers and that mighty snout
Their legs, so lanky and so long
Their mooscles and their stench, so strong
And if you wish to be amoosed
Put on this moosic I just choosed
Then watch them mooses dance around
They moove so madly with the sound
At other times they seem so dull
Like nothing’s in that moosive skull
But watch them while they’re eating, then
They reach a state of moostic zen
It’s like they see a holy light
While moosticating every bite
So now, don’t mutter no excuse
You moost go out and meet a moose!
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