The Choco Nacho Fountain

While driving my daughter home from choir practice tonight, one of us happened to say the phrase "choco nacho fountain". Clearly that's a phrase needing a poem (and maybe an illustration, too), so here you go!

At the tip of Teapot Mountain

There’s a most majestic fountain

But it’s not the type with water flowing out

While most fountains spray out water

It’s delicious, and much hotter

With two jets of goodness shooting all about

There’s a column made of copper

With a pangolin most proper

Pouring gooey liquid chocolate from his hat

In the opposite direction

There’s a penguin-shaped projection

That spills molten nacho cheese sauce in a vat

And this fountain, if you found it

Has these bushes all around it

Growing strawberries not seen in any store

While the trees around the clearing

Have these branches, most endearing,

Filled with tacos and tortilla chips and more

So if you climb that mountain

To the Choco Nacho Fountain

And you see a bloated figure lying there

Please don’t tease me or deride me

Say “Hello” and sit beside me

Cause a treat is always better when you share